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| Now Showing Candid Reviews of Movies Just Hitting The Big Screen by Cole Smithey The Mexican A fancy overvalued handmade pistol known as ‘the Mexican’ is the dangling carrot that mob lackey, Jerry (Brad Pitt) and a handful of mobsters chase down in The Mexican. Samantha (Julia Roberts) is Jerry’s annoying psychobabbling girlfriend, who has the good fortune of being kidnapped by a teddy bear of a mobster named Leroy (James Gandolfini – “The Sopranos”). Once ‘Sam’ discovers Leroy’s thinly concealed homosexuality, the movie turns into more of a comment on the compatible company that psychobabbling American chicks could choose over having relationships with well-meaning straight guys. Needless to say, there isn’t one iota of chemistry (screen or otherwise) to be had in the long-awaited screen union of Brad Pitt and Julia Roberts. Most confounding is the “20 million dollar” price tag for Julia Robert’s phoned-in performance that drags on the movie like block of concrete. After a drawn out argument over leaving Los Angeles for Las Vegas, Jerry and Samantha break up so Jerry can save his skin by going to Mexico to retrieve the ‘Mexican.’ Meanwhile Sam takes off for Vegas to follow her dream of becoming a waitress and a croupier. Sam barley goes to the bathroom before she’s kidnapped twice by rival mobsters. Leroy wins the kidnapper title by shooting his opponent, who as must needs, returns later in the story to wreak disaster on Leroy’s shot at true love with a postal clerk. While Jerry does twisting frustration dances in Mexico between finding and losing the precious pistol and his rented El Camino, another mobster is sent south of the border to put the finishing touches on Jerry’s problems. Not the least of which is Jerry’s, and the filmmakers,’ misunderstanding about needing a passport to drive across the U.S. border. It might seem that James Gandolfini ‘steals’ the movie because of a few humorous scenes of character revelation he plays with Samantha. It’s not that Gandolfini is doing anything special in the acting department, but rather a result of his having the most developed character in the script. Add to this Gandolfini’s acting prowess over Roberts and what’s left is a character more interesting than the ‘maguffin’ pistol that the plot revolves around. There are three different mythic versions of the ‘Mexican’s’ curse that reveal, in sepia tone, a spaghetti western history for the pistol. Each story is set in the same Mexican village square and has an effect of giving the movie a lively glimpse into another story that would have been more entertaining than the movie you’re watching. Commercial director Gore Verbinski (Mouse Hunt) shows his mastery over the 60-second structure with these old timey stories-within-the story. But upstart screenwriter J.H. Wyman (Pale Saints) proves equally ill-equipped at creating narrative momentum for any longer than it takes to brush your teeth. The Mexican is a ‘good dog’ movie where even Jerry’s newfound frothing-at-the-mouth canine gets wasted screen time being figuratively patted on the head. It’s a movie that feels like it was made by a fourth-year film student by reshooting clips from a bunch of different movies, albeit with an expensive Hollywood cast and crew, before editing together two hours of rubbish. Brad Pitt’s repetitive wardrobe of color-changing short-sleeve T-shirts worn over long-sleeved T-shirts is, alone, enough to say this movie has the cinematic sophistication of an ‘Alpo’ commercial. Even an ‘Alpo’ commercial is better because we can’t help but commiserate with a hungry dog being fed. Hollywood’s latest affair with genre mashed movies like Nurse Betty and Play it to the Bone exemplify a confusion over what constitutes comedy, irony, and violence. While The Mexican has a modicum of all three elements, it seems to ere on the side of comedy or lack thereof. To quote Mr. Elvis Costello: “It’s a dangerous game that comedy plays, sometimes it tells you the truth, sometimes it delays it.” It looks like it will be a while before Hollywood sees past its nose on this kind of cinematic bauble. When Brenden Met Trudy
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