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Presenting MODE’s First Annual Love Letters
Of The Hopelessly Romantic


When we’re in that world where it’s just us … when touching is magic … when kisses are new, yet wonderfully familiar … passion filled even now … when our eyes meet and our souls touch and we know its a complete circle … we each feel it … together, simultaneously … that’s what matters … it doesn’t have to be said … we’ve never felt it with another before … so it’s special … even if no one else knows … I love you for what we share now! Amy

My dearest Shauna - If teardrops were diamonds and heartaches gold, our past would shine. We need to make our future golden with love, togetherness, and smiles. Your smile shines brighter than any diamond. You are a beautiful, loving, caring, and understanding person and for that I love you. You mean the world to me. Love you and be mine, 333

George (a.k.a. Tiger) - Our wedding is less than 4 months away and I can hardly wait. I am so happy to be the one spending the rest of my life with you. I love you with all my heart and want you to know that I look forward to growing old with you and enjoying the rest of our lives with each other. Happy Valentine’s Day Sweetheart! With Love Always and Forever, Marissa

Marie - Wine is divine, but liquor is quicker. Perhaps next time, you could get less sicker! See you at Stock’s on Valentine’s Day, (and why don’t you lay off the martinis!) Steve

V.T. - You’re there. I’m here. But no matter what, we’ll always be together. Thanks for being a big part of my life for all of these years. Yours, T.K.

Dear Baby Doll - From day one (August 12), I knew you were the one, with your Wal-Mart dreams and shy smiles. So what that you didn’t know the bottom of the lot from the top, you knew where the Toys R Us was, though. I just want to thank you for the past year and a half, I’m very much looking forward to having kids and spending the rest of our lives together. Love ya, Shonna

To all of my Sweethearts on City Council - each and every one of you is such a delight to have in public office. Let me stand in line, pockets drawn open, so you can reach in for yourselves and take whatever you want, right down to the lint in the bottom of my pockets. Then you can argue like childish idiots over who gets what positions as you poise yourselves to run the city. May Cupid’s Arrow sting your behind and prevent you from ever sitting atop the needs of a city that deserves — and will get — better leadership. A city dweller

Dial-a-Dear - I can’t imagine life without you. The phone bills might be expensive but they are all we have. ’Til next time the phone rings. Yours truly, The operator

Ski bunny - I hope the slopes are keeping you happy and the fires are keeping you warm. Don’t ever forget the times we spent together under the flakes! M.L.

Benji - To the only guy who looks just as good in his tux as he does in his jeans. I love your soft side and your sexy smile … and it’s hard not to love someone who makes me laugh as much as you do. I’ve yet to find one thing to convince me you’re not the most perfect thing on earth.
I love ya,
Michelle

Cocoa - Your eyes are chocolate passion. Just like that, they make me melt. Always. Candy

"Big Sexy" - Your muscles ripple and your hair flows like the Susquehanna. You’re my world champion. Bernadette

GetJiggy - To the wild pair at Wanda’s: Stop foolin’ around, it’s time to get busy. We’ve both seen you both, and it know you’ve seen us. C’mon now! WidIt

K.T. - I love you, it’s as simple as that. S.G.

Jason - Thanks for being my world. I don’t know what I’d do without you. Krista

Tom - We were friends first and I think that’s what makes our relationship so great! You mean so much to me, and you always will. Jennie

Honey - It’s Valentine’s Day and once again, you will expect a special gift! Screw you. Your New Ex

B.J. - I don’t know what I did to deserve you, but I’m thanking my lucky stars you’re by my side. Thanks for catching me when I fall. Nikki

My Limp Bizkit - How do I love thee? Let me count the 2000 ways. And pay attention to them all; otherwise I’ll dump you for being an insensitive throwback to the ’80s. Your liberated literary lover

Pea - Even though things have changed so much between us, I know that we’ll always be friends. Happy Valentine’s Day! I love ya. Princess

Jennifer - Thanks for everything that you do for me and the kids. I never imagined life could be this good. I love you so much. Tim

My Q - Patience is a virtue, and every day I think about how much you mean to me. I’m sorry when I’m short, and am glad you can still love me so unconditionally.
I know I’m not perfect, and love you even more for understanding and smiling every day,
Dad.

Kelly - I can’t wait until Valentine’s Day is here and I have you back in my arms. The weeks are too long and the weekends are too short. I’m counting the days until you’re here for good. Always, Jon

Super Dooper - Thanks for being a guiding light in this crazy life. What would I do without your twisted view on the world? ’Til next time, Moose

Dear State Employee - I wanted to take a moment to say "Thank you" on Valentine’s Day with a big "TTTTTTTppphhhh." Thank for the times all year long when you honk a big "Huh" into my phone after I politely ask that you direct my call. Thank you for taking my tax dollars and having a better health care benefit package than I will ever see. Thank you for being able to retire on a fat pension. And thank you in advance for the next time you weasel out of doing what you’re paid to do. A Taxpayer

Vanessa - How could a guy like me be so lucky to get a girl like you? I haven’t figured that out yet … but I know I’ll never stop wondering. Thank you for being you. Nicholas

Alanna - It’s not only your glowing yellow hair that brightens my world — it’s also the inner you. Love you.

Ted - swimming naked . . . chocolate . . . don’t change . . . don’t be alarmed either. Lustfully yours, Brooke

J.P. - I can hardly recognize the person I was when I first met you, but I’m sure that I love you for all of the same reasons now. Your eyes. Your laugh. Your sweetness. Thanks for growing along with me and giving our love a chance. S.L.

Sue - Your blue eyes dazzle me, Your perfect nose frazzles me, And though you have braces, I love the way your face is, And please please don’t go out with Lee. Jealous Jack

Boo - I never imagined one person could make me so happy. What did I ever do without you? I love you more than anything. LaLa

Carson - You make me smile. Each and every day. Thank you, Keri

Dear Mike Greenwald - What would WITF do without you? I watch with baited breath as you cajole yet another dollar from viewers. The only thing that would make Valentine’s Day better is to have you on air all day so I could watch and eat bon-bons. Talk to me, make me write back checks! A secret admirer

P - I’m sorry for being difficult. If you can forgive me — and you’re reading this — Happy Valentine’s Day. N

Pete - If you’re Annikin, I’m Queen Amidallah. Love you.

T.H. - Thank you for coming into my life when I least expected it. If it’s up to me, you’ll be staying in it for a very long time. L.M.

RJ - I couldn’t ask for a better friend than you. She may get the ring, but I know that you’ll always be a phone call away. I truly do love you. Lauren

Vic - I miss you. I wish that you coming home would make that better, but I know that no matter where we are, we’ll always be a thousand miles — and a few small words — apart. I hope you’re happy now, that’s all I wish for you. Gina

Dear SJ - I wait breathlessly every week for your latest review. Without you, I’d never know which play or movie to see. I especially love it when you criticize those silly plays from the 17th and 18th Century that producers for some reason still trot out time and again. It’s about time someone did! A reader

Jared - You’re an amazing person … and I’m so glad you’re mine. I luv ya, Cami

Ellie - Where do you get such a passion for life? I’m scared you’ll burn out before your time, but I love all the attention, just the same. Don’t change, just slow down enough to hear the music. Your Dance Partner

Tony - I can’t believe I’m writing this — but here goes: Happy 1st Valentine’s Day, baby! Hugs and kisses, Danielle

David - We live life forward and learn it backward, yet it’s the people we meet that give us wisdom. I just wish
I could articulate what you mean to me...FRIEND.
Scot

Dear Hades - I hate to disappoint you, but I find your place a little cold and damp. I’m used to more temperate climes, and the constant wet isn’t good for my skin. Please part the gates so I can shop for a space heater. Also, is there anything you can do about those ghastly howling ghouls called our neighbors? Maybe we could work out one of those modern two-residence arrangements other couples have. Let’s talk, Demeter

Cindy - You’re my life. You’re my love. And I’m so glad you’re my wife. Be mine? Rob

Dear Sandy - Thanx fer inviting me ovr to yer hous. First grade haz bin rilly grate cuz of you. By the weigh I luv yer hare. Alex

SOMEBODY: I want somebody to share, share the rest of my life, share my inner most thoughts, know my intimate details. Someone who’ll stand by my side, and give me support, and in return she’ll get my support, She will listen to me when I want to speak, about the world we live in and life in general, though my views may be wrong, they may even be perverted, she will hear me out and won’t easily be converted, to my way of thinking, in fact she’ll often disagree, but at the end of it all she will understand me. I want somebody who cares for the passion in me, with every thought and with every breath, someone who’ll help me see things in a different light, all the things I detest I will almost like. I don’t want to be tied to anyone’s strings, I will carefully try to steer clear of those things, and when I’m asleep I want somebody who will put their arms around me and kiss me tenderly... Marry me again? SOMBODY

Ricky - How do I love thee? Let me count the ways. Felicia

To The Most Beautiful Lady - dressed in purple at Scotts Grille. I can’t believe how easy it was to fall in love with you... so smug. You’re like a song to my eyes, and the melody plays continuously in my mind. Your Goof

Dear Phie - Your smile, your eyes, your love. All priceless. Love you.

J.G. - Roses are red, violets are blue, I know this poem is cheesy, but it tells one thing that’s true — I love you, Jacob. Love, Tara

PM - I couldn’t ask for a better life than the one I have with you.Happy Valentine’s Day and good luck with whatever you are building. It should be very interesting. All my love. ET

To Logan - My forever. I can’t believe that it just keeps getting better. I love you more every day, each night. Nothing else could ever feel this right. Love, LC

Dear MDW - What would the Harrisburg Area be without you? Little girls might actually dance freely on their lawns and watch their shadows play, while getting that awful brown skin the briefest exposure to sunlight can cause! They might eat ice cream cones from the passing ice cream truck without guilt! It’s so important that someone reinforce those healthy values in girls! Be my valentine! A bulimic "ballet mom"

G.K. - It’s been so much fun getting to know you. I hope we can always have this much fun together. A.M.

Nick - I hope you know how much you mean to me. I can honestly say that things haven’t worked out exactly as I’d hoped, but that doesn’t mean I love you any less — in fact, it might even make me love you more, if just for the person you’ve become in the time we’ve been together. I don’t know where we’ll be in the years to come, or who we’ll be loving, but I do know that I’ll always have a special place for you in my heart. After all (and through it all) has there ever been a time when I didn’t love you? Stay safe. I love you, Marie

MRQ - Romeo and Juliet, Samson and Delilah…they got nothin’ on us. When we kiss, oooh, fire. Missin’ your hand in mine, The Brat

Billy ("the Kid") - I can only hope that you can, one day, love me as much as I love you. You’re an amazing man, "Kid", I hope you know that. Jessica ("James")

KSG - So what if we’re underpaid and unrecognized and all of that! Life goes on and you make each one of my days better! What’d a girl do without a best girlfriend? The lesbian

"Jill" - I went up a hill — and I got you instead of water! Can’t ask for anything more than that. Love you. "Jack"

To my favorite police officer - I really love the Belgian lace undies on you!! Melinda

Dear PA General Assembly - For those of you not yet in jail, under indictment or being investigated, or on appeal, or just plain scared, Happy Valentine’s Day! I have 253 chocolate covered cherries. One for each representative who’s not in trouble. Let’s see, that means I get to eat, well, sounds like almost all of them. Especially, if the whispers about all the investigations underway right now come to light. A Watchful Eye

Erin - You are my sunshine, my only sunshine. Thank you for being in my life. Gregg

David - Through it all, it’s always come down to you and me. Must be some kind of fate, don’t ya think? Brittany

Dear Macho - I saw your ripples the other day at Woody’s and I haven’t been able to sleep since. Without them, you wouldn’t have caught my eye. Keep working out several hours a day … I’ll worship your pecs ’til the day I too can bench press 280. Sweating it out

To my Juliet - I kiss the ground on which you stand. I adore your stylish perm! And the way you apply your mascara makes me tremble. Everything about you amazes me. Be mine, Romeo

Michael - What can I say? For once, I’m at a loss for words … so, to quote a movie we both know I love: "I’m just a girl standing in front of a guy asking him to love me." Does that sum it up for you? Peyton

To Boo Bear - My sun, my moon, my stars, the center of my universe, this has been the happiest year of my life, I hope I can make the years to come nearly as happy for you. Love, Buppy

Popcorn - Some day our paths are bound to cross and I’ll finally be able to see the eyes behind the voice. Thanks for making this worth waiting for. Alicia

Dear Former Dauphin County Commission Sally Klein - Happy Valentine’s Day! And thank you for your fiscal bravado while in office — getting re-elected on the words "no tax increase" while all the time paying for operating losses out of the taxpayer’s savings account. That must have been an especially difficult form of rocket science to master. And a Republican with a fiscal responsibility mantra to boot. Shameless. Glad we gave you the boot. A Voter

Dear PF - Someone’s gotta keep the music alive. Thanks for putting up with my kids and oh yeah, by the way, you’re a great best friend. The Frau

P-nut Butter - If I had to, I’d write you a poem, If you made me, I’d sing you a song … I’d do all those things and more, my love, just to keep you where you belong. Thank you for being mine. Jelly

Dear Antony - I drool over your muscles and your tactics in battle are magnificent. The way you handle your weapons makes me weak. Meet me at 5 pm by the river (where we first met) on the 14th. Love, Cleo

Kiddo - I still miss you. It’s been over a year, but I still hear you sometimes. I still see you occasionally. Sometimes I even break out in tears once in a while. I’ll never forget you. Can you ever forgive me? He meant nothing. Love always, Liz

JGBBB - I can’t imagine what my life would be like without you. I never thought I’d have a friendship as solid or as dependable. Whether it’s a long laugh or a good cry, an early morning or a late night, a thousand words or just one look — you’ve always been there for me, and I thank you for that. I hope you’re always here right by my side — I couldn’t imagine you being anywhere else. Jasmine

J - Why does love have to be so complicated? Why do people churn and toil? Why couldn’t we just have told the truth. I know there’s no future for us, but maybe someday we can be the friends we started out to be. You’ll always have a place in my heart, and I’ll always be there as your shoulder, not that you’d ever ask. Stay well, S

Diane - You just swept me off my feet. I can’t believe it. All I see is stars whenever you’re around. I can’t believe we really met in a bar. Just stay away from the windows. Precariously yours, Bob

Sunshine - If I could change one thing in my life, it would be to have met you 10 years earlier. Then I wouldn’t feel so bad about leaving. It’s only a 4 year tour, and I’ll write every day. I love you so, Private

Annie - You’ve given new meaning to the front seat of my car. Can’t wait for the movies again! Joey

P.C. - Pull your damn head out of that computer some time and maybe you’ll notice my newest outfit... NOTHING! Sometimes you just don’t get it. Sooner or later someone else will! A little attention please, Your S.O.

 

 


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