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MODE's Millennium Top-5

Here are MODE Weekly (Formerly MODE Magazine)’s Top-5 Alternative Career Choices for Y2K Consultants... in 2000.

#5 Fertilizer Salesman
All Y2K Experts have skills and experience in the area of selling a load of crap.

#4 Grave Digger
Y2K Consultants have vast knowledge of digging graves already. Only this time they’ll be digging in, not out.

#3 TV Evangelist
(That is if we still have TV). Where else could they continue to get people to spend billions of dollars on the hope of salvation?

#2 Politician
Where else could they get away with making so many grand promises that no one really expects them to keep and get paid for it?

#1 Human Sacrifice
Supposing civilization does collapse, we could always use a few virgins (and let’s face it, these guys are computer geeks, after all) to offer up for divine intervention.

 

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